Symposium Café Stoney Creek Restaurant & Lounge

905.578.9900 2247 Rymal Road East Stoney Creek, On http://www.symposiumcafe.com


I'd never been to Symposium before the other night. It's one of those places that you just hear great things about, but never actually get out there to try it for yourself. I have friends who'd been, but their stories fell a little short for me.


The ambiance of the place is quite nice, not overstated. It's a classy cafe. Soft chairs, lots of plants, and just slightly subdued lighting. The bar is made of dark wood, and is full of bottles. It would be good for a variety of outings. We were there for a family dinner, and one of my parents' friends stopped at the table to say hi as she was just leaving her book club. It would make a lovely casual dinner date spot too.




My dad ordered the Maryland Crab Cakes for an appetizer and generously shared one with me. But only one, because they were too delicious. I don't blame him for keeping them mostly to himself. They were full of crab and fried lightly so that the inside was still soft but the outside was just a little cripsy. Served with a sauce, kind of a lightly spiced thousand island dressing? But it complimented the seafood perfectly and wasn't too spicy. Barely there spice. Definitely recommending them to anybody who likes crab cakes, or anybody who likes to eat delicious things.


My main course...well...so i kind of made up my main course. I wanted the grilled veggie wrap because it was made with guacamole and goat cheese. Because guacamole and goat cheese are two of my favourite foods. But I wanted the Crispy Chicken Wrap because it had crispy chicken. So they made me the veggie wrap with crispy chicken. And pesto mayo. Guys. The pesto mayo is SO GOOD. And it made the whole thing AMAZING. Exactly everything I wanted in a sandwich. The best part? I told her my dilemma, and SHE suggested the substitution. I didn't have to be a food diva or anything. Just an example of excellent customer service, unlooked for but completely appreciated.


Now, there was a downside. It's a tiny one. Doesn't even effect everybody. But the fries...they weren't terrific. They were not crispy or hot. And I didn't complain, because my sandwich gave me such a hard foodgasm that I didn't mind cold fries so much. But just as an FYI, fries are not awesome; I recommend paying a little extra for the onion rings. Which were firm and not too greasy. Much more delicious.


I don't normally mention customer service in my posts, just the general feel of the people that work there. I don't think it's fair to judge a place simply on how one person treats you (be it good or bad), because if you go and don't get that person you'll have a different experience and think I'm crazy. But I have to mention it here because through the course of our dinner we talked to three different servers (two extra waiters brought our food out so it would all get out faster) and the owner. And all of them were absolutely lovely. Our waitress, Crystal, was so nice and welcoming, and HELPFUL. She made sure we all got exactly what we wanted and left with smiles on our faces. 


The food, and ambiance, and all the things at Symposium are delightful and delicious. And because of this, I was expecting a much higher price tag than what I actually got. My meal, drink included, was less than $20, even with the substitution. Granted, we didn't get dessert there, as it was a birthday thing with the fam, so we HAD to go back to the 'rents place for cake and prezzies. So I can't tell you about the desserts. But from the look of them...well, I will be going back there at some point to try out the enormous pieces of cake available. Because seriously, they looked to be about a pound of cake. And I'd like to eat a pound of cake, wouldn't you?

Baltimore House: Part, the First

289.396.4830  43 King William St. Hamilton, On  www.facebook.com/thebaltimorehouse


I continue my foray down King William at Baltimore House.


Okay. I'm just going to say it. I love Baltimore House. It might be my favourite place to go in all of Hamilton.


The end.


Okay, just kidding.


There is nothing to dislike about it. The building is amazing. The décor is amazing. The vibe is amazing. The coffee is amazing. The food is amazing.


As a business, Baltimore House is a cafe, wine bar, and performance space. Wednesdays are open mic, Thursdays are Seance Thursdays, and I heard on the twitters that Saturday is going to have a house party vibe? Everything they do is gold, guys. So, I've decided that I'm going to have to write more than one post on the lovely, and amazing Baltimore House because there's just too much to the place to limit it to just one. This post will deal with the Balmer as a restaurant. The fooooood.

Veggie Melt

Pear and Caramelized Onion Grilled Cheese

They have a wide menu of sandwiches. I have eaten all of them. They're all very good! My favourite is the Veggie Melt. Grilled peppers, and onions, and cheese, lots and lots of avocado! All on fresh sourdough bread! They also have a Pear and Caramelized Onion Grilled Cheese that is pretty much amazing. Now, normally, I don't go in for fruit on my main courses, but I had to make an exception in this case. The caramelized onions set off the sweetness of the pear perfectly. And the Three Cheese Grilled Cheese! And the H'Amazing Ham made with Ukranian village ham! And the Reuben, with it's crunchy coleslaw! And the vegetarian-friendly Avocado Dream, full of avocado and sprouts and goat cheese!

H'Amazing Ham

And all of their sandwiches can be made into a salad, or so I'm told. I have a friend with severe Crohn's and she wasn't sure if she could eat at the Balmer, but with the salad option, she could.


Their desserts are amazing too. The brownies are the best I've ever had. No contest, hands down, done. Aaaand it is at this point that I'm going to start wandering into how great they are as a cafe, because they're desserts go SO perfectly with their lattes, so I'm going to end it here. And then get started on the cafe post!

Jack and Lois

289.389.5647  301 James St. N. Hamilton, ON L8L 1H3  www.jackandlois.com

So I know I said my next post would be on Baltimore House, and I am working on it, but I have to drop this short post really quickly. I went to a new place today and I wanted to tell you about it.


Jack and Lois. It's on James N. down near Barton St. The interior is stylish, but still cute. Very formal wallpaper paired with modern paint colours and simple furnishings. And a picture of William Shatner up on the wall. I couldn't stop looking at everything!


And oh my god, you guys. The food. THE FOOD, YOU GUYS. I had the classic cheeseburger with soup and slaw. The cheeseburger was fairly basic, just burger and lots and lots of cheese. But the beef was perfectly spiced and grilled to be tender on the inside and crispy on the outside. The soup was tomato and was obviously freshly made, with actual ingredients (not processed from a can). The slaw wasn't typical coleslaw, it was more of an Asian inspired slaw with a vinegar-based dressing and bean sprouts, with crunchy bits on top. It was very good, I just couldn't eat very much because of the vinegar. But it got scooped by one of my dining partners, so it didn't go to waste!


And speaking of scooping leftovers, I was granted another friend's leftovers in the form of half of the Chancellor, which is essentially a chicken parm sandwich. But with mushrooms and caramelized onions and asiago! I'm pretty sure that my thank-you-for-your-leftovers text involved a few expletives over how good it was for dinner.


My other two dining partners had breakfast. Because they do all day breakfast. Because they weren't awesome enough. I would have had breakfast for lunch, but they didn't have their Eggs Benny today. And Eggs Benedict is my favourite breakfast food. So anyway. The Cobra is their big breakfast, eggs/double meat/hash browns, and I have no idea how he got through all that food. The Hummingbird was a similar meal, but smaller. And instead of toast, you get GRILLED CHEESE FINGERS. They make a grilled cheese and cut it up into fingers. With your breakfast. Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop talking about it. I...I just like it a lot, guys. 


My only sad about my meal today is how long it took to come out. Don't misunderstand, I'm not complaining. The food was incredible and definitely worth the wait! I was just late getting back to work and that makes me sad. So maybe it won't be a regular lunch place for me and my work colleagues, but I can see it becoming a regular for other meals.  I especially want to get back for breakfast and that Eggs Benny!

Thai Memory

905.296.1077  25 King William Street  Hamilton, ON L8R 1A1  www.thaimemory.ca


Okay guys, King William. It's this little street that joins James and John, right? Not so! This tiny little street is full of food, music, art, and culture! I tried find out if the test of awesomeness to be on the street is written or oral but nobody had the information for me.


So, in the interests of my sanity and a sense of order, I've decided to write about the deliciousness in the order that I tried it.


So we start with Thai Memory.


I've been eating at Thai Memory for much longer than I've writing this blog. It's my go-to when I can't decide where I want to eat after work. It was the first Thai food that I ever tried, and I will probably always love it more than any other Thai food because of that. So be prepared for my bias, PREPARE FOR IT.


Are you ready?


So I love it. (You're shocked, after that lead in, I know you're shocked.) But here's where I have a shameful confession. I always order the same thing. Everytime. I've only tried one appetizer, one main dish, and one dessert. I know. I know, it's awful of a food blogger to not try something different at one of her favourite restaurants, but I can't help it. The coconut shrimp, pad thai, and deep fried bananas are so good there! But it's not just the food I love, the atmosphere isn't beat by any other restaurant I've been in.


I'll start with the atmosphere, because despite the amazing food, it's my favourite part. Diffuse lighting, running water, soft music, and tables made from slices of trees. Yes, that's right. The tables are made from slices of very large trees, with benches carved from the same wood. They're beautiful. Everything about it is calming and soothing. It's a feeling that decends on you from the moment you walk in. There are also handcrafted goods imported from Thailand for you to purchase if you're so inclined. The time between when I sit down and when food comes is my favourite time.


Okay, the food. My god, the food! I realize I only have three dishes to talk about, but they are an amazing three dishes. The coconut shrimp are amazing! The breading is light, but the coconut stays nice and crispy. It's served with a sweet and sour sauce that's just a smidge spicy. It's not so spicy that I can't eat it, just spicy enough that I can't eat very much of it. Perfection.


The pad thai is the same, spicy, but not so much that I can't eat it. Granted, I order the mild, because I'm a baby. But it's full of chicken and shrimp and tofu. The portion size is decent for the price, but I always eat all of it and never have any left for lunch the next day. I realize that it being too delicious to save any for lunch is not really a legitimate complaint though.


Deep fried bananas. Oh, the deep fried bananas. I've eaten a lot of them, at many different restaurants. And the ones at Thai Memory are my favourite. You've got to try them served with a scoop of the vanilla, and a scoop of the green tea ice cream! The bananas are hot and delicious with a hint of vanilla. The tartness of the green tea ice cream sets that off the sweetness of the bananas perfectly. Again the portion size is very good, perfect for sharing.


So that's Thai Memory. It's amazing. It's...perfect (because I haven't used that word enough in this post)! You should go. You should try all the things! Not just what I wrote about. In fact, I'm making a promise to you fair readers. The next time I go to Thai Memory, I will try something new, something not mild Pad Thai. ...but I'm still getting the fried bananas!


Stay tuned for my next post, BALTIMORE HOUSE!